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function getMessage() {
var nber = 50
var ar = new Array(nber)

ar[0] = "Happy people plan actions. They don't plan results... Denis Waitley"
ar[1] = "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it... Sidney J. Harris"
ar[2] = "A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
ar[3] = "Never claim as a right what you can ask as a favor... John Churton Collins"
ar[4] = "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
ar[5] = "We know that people we love are both good and bad, but we expect strangers to be one or the other... Russell Banks"
ar[6] = "My father didn't tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it... Clarence B. Kelland"
ar[7] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
ar[8] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
ar[9] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
ar[10] = "It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them."
ar[11] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
ar[12] = "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
ar[13] = "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
ar[14] = "Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Kia."
ar[15] = "The greatest sadness is not to try and fail, but to fail to try... Richard Nixon"
ar[16] = "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it... Michaelangelo"
ar[17] = "Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time.  Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end... George W. Bush"
ar[18] = "Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for... Ruth Boorstin"
ar[19] = "You are the master of the unspoken word; once spoken, you are the slave... Russian Proverb"
ar[20] = "Pain comes like the weather, but joy is a choice... Rodney Crowell"
ar[21] = "Goodness is the only investment which never fails... Henry David Thoreau"
ar[22] = "Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed... Charles Schultz"
ar[23] = "You don't raise heroes; you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes... Walter Schirra, Sr."
ar[24] = "Live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to... Arnold Glasow"
ar[25] = "Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness... James Thurber"
ar[26] = "Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice... Henry Ford"
ar[27] = "The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one... Ellen Hubbard"
ar[28] = "We are all manufacturers.  Making good, making trouble, or making excuses... H.V. Adolt"
ar[29] = "Consider the postage stamp; its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there... Josh Billings"
ar[30] = "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for... Marlene Dowd"
ar[31] = "Show me the man you honor and I will know what kind of man you are... Thomas Carlyle"
ar[32] = "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them... Mark Twain"
ar[33] = "Conflict cannot survive without your participation... Wayne Dyer"
ar[34] = "Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on... Maxwell Maltz"
ar[35] = "In prosperity, our friends know us. In adversity, we know our friends... John Churton Collins"
ar[36] = "Labor to keep alive that little spark of celestial fire called conscience... George Washington"
ar[37] = "There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high, simple, and useful life... Booker T. Washington"
ar[38] = "Stand with him while he is right and part with him when he goes wrong... Abraham Lincoln"
ar[39] = "An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity... Winston Churchill"
ar[40] = "Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow... Robert Kiyosaki"
ar[41] = "No one would ever have crossed the ocean if he could have gotten off the ship in a storm... Charles Kettering"
ar[42] = "Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change... Eric Golnil"
ar[43] = "Example is not the main thing in influencing others, it is the only thing... Albert Schweitzer"
ar[44] = "It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.. Zig Zaglar"
ar[45] = "Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us.  We are not the only experiment.. Buckminster Fuller "
ar[46] = "Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyone your control.. Richard Kline"
ar[47] = "You have to expect great things of yourself before you can do them... Michael Jordan"
ar[48] = "Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth or the only truth... Charles Dana"
ar[49] = "Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals.  I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger... Lou Holtz"
ar[50] = "Your chances of success in any undertaking can always be measured by your belief in yourself... Robert Collier"
ar[51] = ""
ar[52] = ""
ar[53] = ""
ar[54] = ""
ar[55] = ""
ar[56] = ""
ar[57] = ""
var min_num = 0; 
var max_num = nber; 
var diff = max_num-min_num+1 ; 
var rnd_number=Math.floor(Math.random()*diff + min_num); 
alert(ar[rnd_number])
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}
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